It’s no secret that Michele Gaffewoman’s campaign is nearing its death. She has run out of money and several of her top aides have left the campaign in the last few days.
In what seems to be a last desperate attempt to save the campaign, she is trying to garner support from evangelicals and Tea Partiers by sponsoring a new lunatic bill in Congress.
The “Heartbeat Informed Consent Act” would require doctors to give ultrasounds to women in their early stages of pregnancy in order to demonstrate cardiac activity. In later stages, they would have to subject women to listen to fetal heartbeats via “the handheld Doppler monitor” before being allowed to perform an abortion. Failure to do such would result in a $100,000 fine. More details about this bone-headed bill are available here.
Michele Bachmann
If it wasn’t for her eye-candy value (she is by far the hottest presidential candidate in the history of the planet, which is also really the only thing the republicans have bettered themselves in since the last presidential election. Sorry, Sarah Palin. It was good while it lasted. And dearest Hillary, I always thought of you as more of a friend. I just could never get past the mustache) and the sheer amusement I get every time she opens her mouth, I would have wished for her campaign to die already. But she is may be the only reason I want to watch the republican debates. So, please don’t run your damn campaign into the ground, Michelle Bachmann. Help me in helping me.
